i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then
If you have to belittle another women just to compliment me then iont want your compliment.
When a girl says “lol have fun” do not have fun. Abort mission. I repeat. Abort mission.
"omg you’re just blogging for attention"
and you’re blogging??? for gold? Women? Immortality?
one time my uncle bought a tumbleweed so every time one of his students made a bad joke he could roll it across the classroom